英式幽默句子温柔(形容不温柔幽默句子)

1.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"】

2.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "】

3.
"I'm
reading
a
book
about
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down!"】

4.
"I
used
to
be
a
baker,
but
I
couldn't
make
enough
dough. "】

5.
"I
have
kleptomania,
but
when
it
gets
really
bad,
I
take
something
for
it. "】

6.
"You
know
what
really
bugs
me?
Insects. "】

7.
"I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet. . . I've
lost
three
days
already. "】

8.
"I
used
to
be
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure. "】

9.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "】

10.
"Some
people
just
need
a
high-five.
In
the
face.
With
a
chair. "】

11.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person.
I'm
a
coffee
person. "】

1
2.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "】

1
3.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
concentrated
awesome. "】

1
4.
"I
don't
know
how
to
act
my
age.
I've
never
been
this
old
before. "】

1
5.
"I'm
not
always
right,
but
I'm
never
wrong. "】

1
6.
"I
think
I'm
allergic
to
mornings.
I
break
out
in
grumpiness. "】

1
7.
"Some
people
are
like
clouds.
When
they
disappear,
it's
a
brighter
day. "】

1
8.
"I'm
not
bad
at
math,
I'm
just
horizontally
challenged
with
numbers. "】

1
9.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
so
good
I
overflowed. "】

20.
"I'm
not
sarcastic,
I'm
just
fluent
in
irony. "】

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