生日发朋友圈的句子恶搞(生日发朋友圈的句子承蒙时光不弃)

1.
"Today
is
the
day
I
was
born
and
the
world
was
cursed
with
my
presence. "【#sorrynotsorry】

2.
"Another
year
of
existence,
another
year
of
disappointing
my
parents. "【#typical】

3.
"I'm
not
getting
older,
I'm
just
becoming
a
more
valuable
antique. "【#oldbutgold】

4.
"Cheers
to
another
year
of
being
fabulous
and
still
not
owning
a
house. "【#rentlife】

5.
"Birthdays
are
just
a
reminder
that
I'm
one
step
closer
to
meeting
the
Grim
Reaper. "【#darkhumor】

6.
"I
refuse
to
grow
up,
but
my
body
and
mortgage
payments
say
otherwise. "【#nevergrowup】

7.
"Age
is
just
a
number,
but
wrinkles
are
a
harsh
reality. "【#embracethewrinkles】

8.
"Another
year
of
pretending
to
have
my
life
together,
but
really
just
winging
it. "【#fakingsuccess】

9.
"Birthdays
are
like
garage
sales,
you're
just
acquiring
more
junk. "【#hoarderatheart】

10.
"Aging
is
optional,
maturity
is
not. "【#nevergrowuppart2】

11.
"Another
year
of
realizing
I
still
haven't
achieved
my
childhood
dreams. "【#failureisokay】

1
2.
"Birthdays
are
like
a
participation
trophy
for
surviving
another
year. "【#participationtrophy】

1
3.
"Another
year
of
not
being
a
millionaire,
but
at
least
my
cat
loves
me. "【#catladyforlife】

1
4.
"Growing
old
is
inevitable,
growing
up
is
optional.
I
choose
neither. "【#foreveryoung】

1
5.
"Birthdays
are
just
another
excuse
to
eat
cake
for
breakfast. "【#cakeforbreakfast】

1
6.
"Another
year
of
being
disappointed
in
the
world,
but
mostly
in
myself. "【#selfloathing】

1
7.
"Aging
gracefully
is
overrated,
I
choose
aging
disgracefully
instead. "【#agingdisgracefully】

1
8.
"Birthdays
are
just
a
reminder
that
my
metabolism
hates
me. "【#slowmetabolism】

1
9.
"Another
year
of
living
my
best
life
and
still
not
being
verified
on
Instagram. "【#instagramgoals】

20.
"Age
is
just
a
number,
but
my
maturity
level
says
otherwise. "【#immatureforlife】

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