英式幽默句子温柔语录素材(温柔又霸气的幽默句子)

1.
"I
tried
to
catch
some
fog
earlier,
but
I
mist. "
】

2.
"I'm
reading
a
book
on
anti-gravity,
it's
impossible
to
put
down!"
】

3.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
】

4.
"I'm
a
big
fan
of
whiteboards.
I
find
them
quite
re-markable. "
】

5.
"I
used
to
have
a
job
at
a
calendar
factory,
but
I
got
the
sack
because
I
took
a
couple
of
days
off. "
】

6.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
energy-saving
mode. "
】

7.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
point
of
view. "
】

8.
"I
remember
when
I
used
to
be
able
to
get
up
without
making
a
sound.
Now,
I
need
to
warm
up,
stretch,
and
take
a
painkiller
before
I
can
even
get
out
of
bed!"
】

9.
"I
tried
to
organize
a
hide
and
seek
competition,
but
it
was
a
complete
failure.
Good
players
are
hard
to
find. "
】

10.
"I
always
wanted
to
be
somebody,
but
now
I
realize
I
should
have
been
more
specific. "
】

11.
"I'm
in
shape.
Round
is
a
shape. "
】

1
2.
"I
bought
my
wife
a
fridge
for
her
birthday.
I
know,
it's
not
a
great
gift,
but
you
should
have
seen
her
face
light
up
when
she
opened
it. "
】

1
3.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
painting
her
toenails
on
the
wrong
fingers.
She
didn't
get
it. "
】

1
4.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
depressed
or
just
British. "
】

1
5.
"I
used
to
be
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure. "
】

1
6.
"I
tried
to
make
a
belt
out
of
watches,
but
it
was
a
waist
of
time. "
】

1
7.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
prioritizing
my
tasks
in
order
of
least
interest. "
】

1
8.
"I
hate
it
when
I
think
I'm
buying
organic
vegetables,
and
when
I
get
home
I
discover
they're
just
regular
donuts. "
】

1
9.
"I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear,
but
now
I
use
my
hands. "
】

20.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
concentrated
awesome. "
】

Tags： 句子 温柔 幽默 霸气 语录

本文内容来自互联网不代表本站观点，转载请注明出处：www.888999111.com/iuEPk8CaKRPb.html