圣诞节笑话句子温柔

1.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
go
to
therapy?
Because
he
suffered
from
Claus-trophobia!"
【笑】

2.
"What
do
you
call
Santa
Claus'
helpers?
Subordinate
Clauses!"
【哈哈】

3.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
go
to
school?
To
learn
his
"ho-ho-hos"
and
"ha-ha-has"!"
【嘻嘻】

4.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
get
a
ticket
on
Christmas
Eve?
Because
he
parked
his
sleigh
in
a
snow
emergency
zone!"
【大笑】

5.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
snowman
and
a
shark?
Frostbite!"
【呵呵】

6.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
cross
the
road?
To
get
to
the
mistletoe
on
the
other
side!"
【呼哈】

7.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
take
up
gardening?
Because
he
wanted
to
grow
his
own
jingle
bells!"
【哈哈哈】

8.
"What
do
you
call
Santa
Claus
when
he
stops
moving?
Santa
Pause!"
【笑笑】

9.
"Why
did
the
Christmas
tree
go
to
the
barber?
To
get
a
new
style!"
【好嘞】

10.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
refuse
to
eat
fruitcake?
Because
it
had
too
many
raisins!"
【笑出泪】

11.
"What
do
you
call
Santa
Claus'
wife?
Mary
Christmas!"
【嘿嘿】

1
2.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
he
had
a
bad
case
of
elf-esteem!"
【哇哈哈】

1
3.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
Santa
Claus
with
a
duck?
A
Christmas
quacker!"
【提神】

1
4.
"Why
did
the
Grinch
steal
Christmas
decorations?
Because
he
wanted
to
redecorate
his
cave!"
【O(∩_∩)O哈哈~】

1
5.
"What
do
you
call
a
reindeer
with
no
eyes?
No-eyed-deer!"
【非常梦幻】

1
6.
"Why
was
Santa
Claus
afraid
to
eat
the
gingerbread
house?
Because
he
was
afraid
he
would
get
a
tummy
YULE!"
【天哪】

1
7.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
snowman
with
a
vampire?
Frostbite!"
【有趣】

1
8.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
go
to
the
beach?
To
catch
some
"rays"
of
sunshine!"
【开心】

1
9.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
Santa
Claus
with
a
detective?
Santa
Clues!"
【有趣】

20.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
wear
a
red
suit?
Because
it
was
the
only
color
that
matched
his
"merry"
personality!"
【呲牙】

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