爱情笑话句子大全视频(关于爱情笑话大全 爆笑简短)

1.
"Love
is
like
a
garden
-
it
needs
constant
watering
and
nurturing. "
【#LoveJokes】

2.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【#LoveHumor】

3.
"The
best
way
to
a
man's
heart
is
through
his
stomach,
unless
he
has
acid
reflux. "
【#HeartHumor】

4.
"Love
is
in
the
air. . . or
maybe
that's
just
pollen. "
【#PunIntended】

5.
"Why
did
the
computer
break
up
with
the
printer?
It
wasn't
their
type
of
interface. "
【#TechnologyHumor】

6.
"The
key
to
a
successful
marriage?
Two
TV's. "
【#MarriageJokes】

7.
"Why
did
the
grape
stop
in
the
middle
of
the
road?
Because
it
ran
out
of
juice!"
【#FruitPuns】

8.
"Why
did
the
man
decide
to
marry
his
calculator?
Because
it
had
a
lot
of
digits. "
【#MathJokes】

9.
"Love
is
like
a
fart
-
if
you
try
holding
it
in,
you'll
end
up
blowing
up. "
【#CrudeJokes】

10.
"A
successful
marriage
requires
falling
in
love
many
times,
always
with
the
same
person. "
-
Mignon
McLaughlin
【#MarriageQuotes】

11.
"Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well. "
【#FruitHumor】

1
2.
"I
asked
my
wife
if
she
ever
googled
me.
She
said,
'Why?
Do
I
have
to?'"
【#TechnologyJokes】

1
3.
"If
love
is
blind,
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?"
【#LoveHumor】

1
4.
"The
only
time
my
wife
listens
to
me
is
when
I'm
saying
something
wrong. "
【#MarriageJokes】

1
5.
"Why
did
the
orange
stop
in
the
middle
of
the
road?
Because
it
ran
out
of
juice
-
just
like
the
grape. "
【#FruitPuns】

1
6.
"The
difference
between
a
man
and
a
woman?
A
woman
knows
what
she
wants
and
a
man
thinks
he
knows
what
she
wants. "
【#GenderJokes】

1
7.
"Why
did
the
man
put
his
money
in
the
freezer?
Because
he
wanted
cold
hard
cash. "
【#MoneyJokes】

1
8.
"Love
is
sharing
your
popcorn. "
-
Charles
Schulz
【#LoveQuotes】

1
9.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything. "
【#ScienceHumor】

20.
"Marriage
is
a
relationship
where
one
person
is
always
right
and
the
other
is
the
husband. "
【#MarriageHumor】

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