发英文的搞笑朋友圈句子(给朋友发搞笑信息)

1.
"In
a
world
full
of
deadlines
and
responsibilities,
my
only
goal
today
is
to
eat
ice
cream
without
getting
brain
freeze. "】

2.
"I
don't
always
procrastinate,
but
when
I
do,
I
procrastinate
until
the
very
last
minute. "】

3.
"Why
be
moody
when
you
can
shake
yo
booty?"】

4.
"I'm
not
lazy.
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things,
like
binge-watching
TV
shows. "】

5.
"I
think
I'm
allergic
to
mornings.
Every
time
I
wake
up,
I
break
out
in
a
bad
mood. "】

6.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
you're
probably
not
me
because
I
always
get
it
right
on
the
first
try. "】

7.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "】

8.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Wonder
Woman.
I'm
just
saying
nobody
has
ever
seen
me
and
Wonder
Woman
in
the
same
room
together. "】

9.
"Dear
Diet,
things
just
aren't
working
out
between
us.
It's
not
me,
it's
you.
You
are
tasteless
and
boring
and
I
can't
stop
cheating
on
you
with
pizza. "】

10.
"Exercise?
I
thought
you
said
extra
fries!"】

11.
"I
don't
have
the
energy
to
pretend
to
like
you
today. "】

1
2.
"Some
people
just
need
a
high-five.
In
the
face.
With
a
chair. "】

1
3.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things.
Like
napping. "】

1
4.
"I
tried
to
be
normal
once.
It
was
the
worst
10
minutes
of
my
life. "】

1
5.
"I
want
to
be
like
a
caterpillar.
Eat
a
lot.
Sleep
for
a
while.
And
wake
up
beautiful. "】

1
6.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
highly
motivated
to
do
nothing. "】

1
7.
"I
always
arrive
at
work
on
time.
I
just
prefer
to
come
in
after
everyone
else
has
already
left. "】

1
8.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
fun-sized!"】

1
9.
"I
don't
trust
people
who
don't
like
pizza. "】

20.
"I
have
99
problems.
But
skipping
dessert
ain't
one. "】

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