励志幽默的朋友圈句子(下雨天发个幽默朋友圈)

1.
Dream
big,
work
hard,
stay
focused,
and
make
it
happen!
【励志】

2.
Did
you
hear
about
the
guy
who
lost
his
left
arm
and
leg
in
a
car
crash?
He's
all
right
now.
【幽默】

3.
Life
is
too
short
to
wait
for
opportunities.
Create
them!
【励志】

4.
Don't
trust
atoms,
they
make
up
everything.
【幽默】

5.
The
only
limit
to
our
realization
of
tomorrow
will
be
our
doubts
of
today.
【励志】

6.
I'm
reading
a
book
about
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down.
【幽默】

7.
Success
is
not
final,
failure
is
not
fatal:
it
is
the
courage
to
continue
that
counts.
【励志】

8.
Why
do
we
tell
actors
to
"break
a
leg?"
Because
every
play
has
a
cast.
【幽默】

9.
The
future
belongs
to
those
who
believe
in
the
beauty
of
their
dreams.
【励志】

10.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【幽默】

11.
Believe
in
yourself
and
all
that
you
are.
Know
that
there
is
something
inside
you
that
is
greater
than
any
obstacle.
【励志】

1
2.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised.
【幽默】

1
3.
Perseverance
is
failing
19
times
and
succeeding
the
20th.
【励志】

1
4.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing.
【幽默】

1
5.
The
greatest
glory
in
living
lies
not
in
never
falling,
but
in
rising
every
time
we
fall.
【励志】

1
6.
I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet.
I've
lost
three
days
already.
【幽默】

1
7.
It
does
not
matter
how
slowly
you
go
as
long
as
you
do
not
stop.
【励志】

1
8.
Why
did
the
math
book
look
sad?
Because
it
had
too
many
problems.
【幽默】

1
9.
You
can't
go
back
and
change
the
beginning,
but
you
can
start
where
you
are
and
change
the
ending.
【励志】

20.
I'm
reading
a
book
on
the
history
of
glue.
I
just
can't
seem
to
put
it
down.
【幽默】

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